Built for the street
Trump Inflatable Balloons
A Donald Trump balloon you can carry. Nearly a meter of satire on a pole, filled with regular air and seen from across the square. Pick who gets to hump him.
Spotted on the streets of Dublin during Trump's visit to Ireland.
90 cmhigh (about 3 ft)
100 cmlong, 60 cm wide
0 heliumregular air does it
1 to 1.25"pole diameter
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From box to rally in three steps
Remember the Trump baby balloon over London? That Trump blimp needed a crew and a permit. This is the version you can carry yourself.
1
Inflate
Use any pump and regular air. No helium, no gas tanks, no booking.
2
Mount
Slide it onto a pole of 1 to 1.25 inches. 1.35 inches works, but it is tight.
3
Be seen
Lift it above the crowd. Cameras find it, people film it, the internet does the rest.
Not your average Trump balloon
Most inflatable Trumps are just a Trump face balloon. Ours is a Trump caricature balloon that tells a story: the figures who shaped his politics, caught in the act. It is political caricature you can hold up, and it says more than any sign.
UV-resistant vinyl. Made for long days outdoors.
Easy to fix. A clear vinyl patch seals small punctures. Skip the duct tape.
Weather smart. Adjust the air when the temperature changes.
In the box. One balloon and an instruction sheet.
Trump balloon FAQ
How big is the Trump inflatable?
90 cm high, 60 cm wide and 100 cm long. Big enough to stand out at a rally, small enough for one person to carry. It works as a Donald Trump funny balloon at parties and as a protest prop on the street.
Is it like the Trump baby blimp?
Same spirit, different scale. The blimp needed a crew and a permit. Our balloon needs a pole and regular air.
What pole do I need?
A pole of 1 to 1.25 inches in diameter fits best. 1.35 inches is possible but tight.
Can I use it outdoors in the sun?
Yes. The vinyl is UV-resistant. Let out a little air on hot days and top it up when it gets cold.
How fast do you ship?
About 4 to 8 days to around 37 countries, with a tracking link by email. Local import taxes or VAT may apply.